things to ponder

1. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
2. Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
3. How do a fool and his money GET together?
4. How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
5. How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
6. If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
7. If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
8. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
9. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
10. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

fun stuff